... and the Nobel prize for pandering goes to ... drum roll ...

Al "wanna-buy-a-carbon-credit?" Gore! woo hoo!

Step right up, tell the public what they want to hear* and win a prize**!

* Truth not required.
** e.g. President of the USA, Nobel prize, etc.

Disneyland; day 3. Dive the Boat!

Disneyland; day 2

Disneyland; day 1

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This week I'm in Disneyland with Cecily, Cynthia, Cyndi, and Betty. Party hardy dudes!